Emergency Cunt Kit

$24.99

This kit is perfect for anyone who needs those emergency reminders and essentials when you bouta confront the soul suckers of society. Items all packaged in our canvas zipper bags that are adorned with the words “Live, Laugh, Fuck Off.”

Kit includes:

Matches (to burn some bridges)

No Wirries Skull Fidget Friend (to help calm you down)

Hair Ties (When you bouta fuck shit up)

Tiny Tear Jar (to collect your hater's tears)

Mini Nail File (if you chip a nail on a bitch)

Tissues (multi-purpose, clean yourself up, you a baddie)

Sanitizing wipe (to wash your hands of all the bullshit)

Perfect supportive gift for any Baddie in your life and makes for a great travel kit to have on the go! You’ll be ready for anything!

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This kit is perfect for anyone who needs those emergency reminders and essentials when you bouta confront the soul suckers of society. Items all packaged in our canvas zipper bags that are adorned with the words “Live, Laugh, Fuck Off.”

Kit includes:

Matches (to burn some bridges)

No Wirries Skull Fidget Friend (to help calm you down)

Hair Ties (When you bouta fuck shit up)

Tiny Tear Jar (to collect your hater's tears)

Mini Nail File (if you chip a nail on a bitch)

Tissues (multi-purpose, clean yourself up, you a baddie)

Sanitizing wipe (to wash your hands of all the bullshit)

Perfect supportive gift for any Baddie in your life and makes for a great travel kit to have on the go! You’ll be ready for anything!

This kit is perfect for anyone who needs those emergency reminders and essentials when you bouta confront the soul suckers of society. Items all packaged in our canvas zipper bags that are adorned with the words “Live, Laugh, Fuck Off.”

Kit includes:

Matches (to burn some bridges)

No Wirries Skull Fidget Friend (to help calm you down)

Hair Ties (When you bouta fuck shit up)

Tiny Tear Jar (to collect your hater's tears)

Mini Nail File (if you chip a nail on a bitch)

Tissues (multi-purpose, clean yourself up, you a baddie)

Sanitizing wipe (to wash your hands of all the bullshit)

Perfect supportive gift for any Baddie in your life and makes for a great travel kit to have on the go! You’ll be ready for anything!

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